There. I said it. This fucking guy is terrible. You know you're awful when even the Baltimore Orioles--the owners of the 14 consecutive losing seasons Baltimore Orioles--decide that you suck too much to be their closer. They don't even get enough leads to need a good closer, and they decided to go in a different direction than Kevin Gregg. Now he just gets to blow games in the middle innings, which produces the same result but is convenient from the fans' perspective because it saves us about an hour of suspense. Extra time to start drinking, which is the only way to console yourself that you still support a team who pays that jackass many, many times more than your annual wage.
I refuse to believe that there isn't anybody in professional baseball that is better than Kevin Gregg. For that matter I refuse to believe that there isn't anybody in amateur baseball that is better than Kevin Gregg. Somewhere in Japan, there surely must be a 19-year old phenom with a filthy slider and an anime fetish that we could sign. Hell, I'd be happy with some other mediocre 30-odd journeyman reliever, as long as he doesn't have those stupid RecSpecs and ability to inspire terror in the fanbase. Good Christ, I need to go crack another beer or three after merely thinking about him long enough to write this.
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